“Welcome to Morey’s FEARS! Felix here, the boardwalk barker, and if you’re looking for Morey’s signature smiles…you’re barking mad!”
Christmas is over, now it’s time to get serious about Halloween… If you are tall, lanky, like to scare the crap out of people and want to be the star of Morey’s FEARS, I might be looking for you. This is a seasonal Halloween position that includes but is not limited to some training in September and weekends in October. Contact me at email@example.com.
A little about the reality of being a mascot: Being a mascot was voted #4 on Cracked.com’s “Silly Sounding Jobs That Are Way Harder Than You Think.” While the job is fun, it’s tiring and you have to keep your energy up at all times. There’s a good chance you will be hot or cold and uncomfortable. You can’t be shy even when there are scary teenagers surrounding you. As much as the guests are told not to touch or grab you, they will. Make up takes at least an hour for Felix. Red contacts are required.
Even with that reality there’s nothing more fun then making people scream and runaway from you…trust me. I know.
Be part of the horror at the Shore like never before!
(And if you aren’t into the scariness of Morey’s FEARS but like the idea of being a mascot…there are always Sunny & Curley positions open all summer long.)
See you at Morey’s FEARS,